Wouldn’t you love to know what a guy is thinking when he views you on a dating site or app — particularly after you’ve sent him a message and he doesn’t respond but keeps coming back to take a look?
What is going on? Does he not like the carefully thought out question or comment you may have sent? Or are you just not his type? Then, why the view? To tease or boost your ego?
You can’t make sense out of a lot of what happens online. And there’s usually no point in trying to figure it out.
I may not be able to read the minds of my matches and translate them for you …but I can share what I think when I swipe or read someone’s profile.
Join me in some sweet corn polenta with roasted tomatoes and avocado while I convey my thought process during recent reviews of dating profiles.
In some cases, I’m deciding whether to begin or continue corresponding with a man who has contacted or viewed me or to be proactive and reach out to a promising match. To protect the usually guilty, screen names have not been revealed. And despite my best effort, I sometimes can’t help but wonder what a guy is thinking.
Hmmmm, way out of my league. Kind of cute in a grandfatherly way but I’m just not into history or politics to the degree that he seems to want. Why does his profile read like half of a resume…but the other half is nice?
Continuing with the negative, he comes across as arrogant since he mentions how smart he is in an indirect/direct way. I don’t like braggarts or egomaniacs.
Sounds like he enjoys a nice lifestyle but that’s not enough. I guess some women would go for him but I can’t force myself to like someone for his great house or wealth. Plus, he seems to be perfect in everything! Give me a little humility please. I’ll just have to pass.
He sent such a lovely note…oh, no, he’s 80. That must be a decades old profile photo. Sorry…no. Kind of cool that he’s still trying at 80. Just saying.
Cute even if balding., tall enough, nice profile for Bumble…similar interests…Yes, I will swipe right. Sad that he’s swiping from the airport-wonder if he lives here or is just passing through.
Another Bumbler. He looks active from his photos but there’s no written profile. Without a profile, I swipe left unless a guy knocks my socks—and various other things – off.
Another airport swiper on Bumble. What gives? Are flights cancelled on this beautiful day? One pix and his face is not visible. No profile. Swiping left.
Damn- 6’5” on OurTime and a nice, profile with heart. Some of the same interests…a little younger. All good. I’m writing to this one and suggesting we meet for a glass of wine. Update: he responds, we exchange messages, and talk on the phone. Not the best pre-meeting phone call I’ve ever had but willing to meet him to see if there’s chemistry. However, haven’t heard from him in 2 days. This one bites the dust. And it bites.
Matches #7 and #8:
Both Mr. A and Mr. B on Zoosk have one extreme close up head shot each and no other pictures. Mr. B also has travel and nature photos, which I find annoying unless the man in question appears in the photos.
I ask both for more photos. I explain to Mr. A that I have been “burned” before by guys with limited pictures who are deliberately hiding their true appearance (makes no sense to me as the gig is up if we meet).
Mr. A understands, explains that he is not photogenic and writes that he will try to look for more pictures. Mr. B says he realizes he has loaded lots of travel photos and not enough of him. He adds that he’s in a work crunch but promises to load more.
Neither A nor B adds any pictures but both keep viewing me. Have they misrepresented themselves? Lazy? Perhaps both are just “not into me” enough to put in the effort?
Nice looking and tall: check. Intelligent: check. Well written profile that gives a sense of the man: check. Retired and active, a volunteer, athletic, shared interests: check. Looks good! Oh, no, where is Mechanicsburg? Pennsylvania? Sigh. Too far away.
Conservative. No. No. No.
Ten years older than his pictures. No.
A foot shorter than me. No.
He’s my age and has two children under 10. No. No. No.
He is recently widowed. No.
Profiles and pictures do not a person make…but sometimes, that’s all we have as the first decision point in the marathon of romance.
Until next week, happy dating or not dating.